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(Source: greentorsos, via hikusa)
That one moment where you get so excited to talk to someone that you forget everything you wanted to say and just stare at the computer with a stupid grin in silence. Then it’s just awkward silence for 10 minutes trying to think of something to say other than “I MISS YOUR FACE” over and over
Ive been sitting here waiting for the cleaning lady to leave my apartment
Last time I tried to get ready for my day with her around I got in her way so I usually just wait until she leaves but
Ughhhhhhhh now I dont want to get out of bed
- lurk: my brother saw a centipede downstairs and freaked out and when my dad asked how big it was i said MY DICK a little to loud
- Fruitery Jelly: It must've been a very small centipede
- lurk: it was pretty big
- Fruitery Jelly: are you talking about your dick or the centipede
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via 46chan)
Birthday gift icon for Lurkbutt
Hello friend I am a whole week late but here it is ok now I’m publicly showing that I didn’t completely forget your birthday happened you happy
Things I knew about Oblivion prior to watching it:
- Tom Cruise
- Something about post apocalyptic war
- IDK really
Things I thought it was about while watching it
- Football
- FOOTBALL
- FOOBAW
- Something about the Odyssey
- Alien conspiracies (perhaps about football)
- FOOBAWWWWWWWWW
What it was actually about:
- None of those fucking things above
- There’s crazy brainwashing shit there I think
- IDK the pacing wasn’t too good
